I spend my days below 14th St. and generally above Canal. I’ve had girlfriends. I’ve been in love. I’ve had my heart ripped out and handed to me by numerous women. I’ve done my share of ripping too. These are stories of my New York. Read The Old Posts   E-Mail Me What the Heck is a BR?   Follow Me On Twitter ASK ME ANYTHING!Boys LifeTumblr (3.0; @boyslife)http://boyslifenyc.com/SEX QUESTION: When you're fooling around with a guy and he says something like, ugh you're really hot, or whatever, what is the appropriate response?? I usually just blush and say thank you but is that my cue to talk about his junk????<p>No guy likes a bogus cock-plement.</p> <p>I think it’s one of the greatest crimes a woman can commit.</p> <p>If it’s nice and you enjoy it, say something. It you really do think it’s big, say something nice, but if you think it’s average for gods sake, keep your trap shut. When it comes to dicks nothing is worse than a woman’s hot air. By 25 we guys know pretty much exactly where we and our cocks stand.</p> <p>So, if you don’t mean it don’t say it. Just say thank you and blush.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17543090963http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17543090963Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:31:31 -0500a passionate romantic, like yourself, must be very excited for valentines day?<p>The valentines additions they’ve made to the Chocolate Wonderfall at Golden Corral are pretty captivating but I’m gonna have to say no, not excited in the slightest.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17542966511http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17542966511Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:26:26 -0500How do I know if I'm lesbian? I know that sounds like a stupid question but I'm really unsure. I find Samantha Ronson incredibly hot but then agian, I'd be equally attracted to a dude who had her type of style (minus the fedoras). Any advice?<p>Watch the video for Pull My Hair Out, and it you’re still wanting taste her feminine juices you’re probably a lesbian.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17542617396http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17542617396Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:12:54 -0500If you went on a first date and ended up coming back to your place to watch a movie, would you have a power move at hand?<p>If I was on a date, I would never invite them home to watch a movie. I’d invite them home to fool around, thus foregoing your whole awkward scenario.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17297194339http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17297194339Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:15:48 -0500Thoughts on The Delancey ?<p>I don’t think I’ve been there since they held the DVS ‘Skate More’ video premiere there.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17234427286http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17234427286Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:58:51 -0500what's your career? I feel like you're in finance<p>I am.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17214763054http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17214763054Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:23:48 -0500I dont want to go to supreme, for lots of five-panel-lady-gaga-tyler-the-creator-reasons, any other skate shops in nyc now autumn has closed?<p>Not going to a store that is convienent and fairly priced because of Tyler the Creator is pretty thin.</p> <p>I almost bought Swiss at the Long Board Loft today, but they had them at Shut so I didn’t have to. But I would have, it’s right by my house.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17075809255http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17075809255Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:14:08 -0500I keep running into a guy I used to hang out with (trust me, we were both interested but it just didn't work out.) I'm seeing someone else now but whenever i see this guy it's totally weird and he only says hi if I initiate it. What's the deal?<p>Why would he want to be all chipper and saying hi when he can’t hit anymore?</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17071658115http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17071658115Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:53:56 -0500What shitty town are you originally from? You're so hyped on NYC that it's almost comical.<p>It’s funny how people who read this blog so often read what they want to read, and not what’s actually written.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17023307308http://boyslifenyc.com/post/17023307308Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:29:27 -0500I read your blog for the first time before I went to bed. I randomly had a dream that I met "you", whoever who maybe. For some reason you were kind of like James Ransone but taller. It was a really nice dream.<p>You forgot <em>not an actor</em>.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16979635275http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16979635275Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:02:09 -0500why does everyone think you're ted barrow?<p>Because he’s done a damn incredible job of convincing dip-shit girls that he’s the only sardonic, good looking, asshole to ever place a foot upon four wheels and a plank of wood.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16966113595http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16966113595Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:52:00 -0500How can I get my bf to lick my anus without having to literally ask?<p>Take a shower in his presence.</p> <p>Begin heavy petting. </p> <p>Insist on receiving oral from him while in the doggy style position. </p> <p>Instruct him to lick higher, higher, higher, until satisfied.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16960623434http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16960623434Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:23:53 -0500whose better looking you or ted barrow?<p>I don’t know that there’s ever been a girl in the entire world that was ever at any point in her life into both of us. We’re on totally different ends of the spectrum when it comes to attracting women.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16929257144http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16929257144Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:06:39 -0500Got any good love-making session album recommendations? Moondance minus the song Moondance is a good one, but always good to mix things up.<p>Gross. </p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886817265http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886817265Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:20:15 -0500i've seen you walkin around and you seem like a really shy, awkward guy<p>Sounds like my completely contrived, shy and quiet, dinner alone, not what you were expecting thing is working better than expected.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886789185http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886789185Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:19:47 -0500Do you go out to Times Square often?<p>Almost never. No one who lives in NY goes to Time Square, unless they are into the theater.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886539427http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16886539427Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:15:43 -0500does your online persona match your real life personality?<p>I don’t really know. Probably, but maybe not.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16749804757http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16749804757Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:14:59 -0500Whats your flat rate for OKC consulting? Don't be shy about it. Name a price<p>Our 1000 dollar gold package includes two personalized work sessions, one at the beginning where we get to know you and craft your unique profile, and a follow up session where we smooth out any wrinkles and do all needed profile adjustments.</p> <p>In addition to the private sessions you get four message consultations a week for the first month. We dont just give you stock answers, we work with you to craft introductory messages and replies that really allow <em>you</em> the individual to shine through.</p> <p>In addition to the sessions and message consultations, you get one stratagy worksession. In this session we put your profile to the side and focus on navigating the OKCupid webiste. We discuss the personality questions, how often and when to update, and deciding which level of profile security is right for you.</p> <p>Go ahead and invest in yourself, you’re worth it.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16628844893http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16628844893Sat, 28 Jan 2012 05:01:32 -0500Im all about being myself and not taking OKC too serious, just curious what a good profile would look like to wrangle in as many of these good chemistry pretty faced 20 somethings.<p>The last online dating profile I over saw resulted in a successful relationship. If you want expert advice and profile consulting, it’s gonna cost you.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16591799424http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16591799424Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:21:18 -0500What's your take on dating sober chicks in AA?<p>Most of the really memorable, nasty, sloppy, <em>kill me with it</em>, blowjobs I’ve ever gotten were from chicks that were sober. They are always crazier than hell, and just generally psycho, but those girls can give some head.</p>http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16578794797http://boyslifenyc.com/post/16578794797Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:58:36 -0500