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Anonymous asked: you probably hang out with really shit people

I hang out with everybody.

Anonymous asked: SOOO basically, you cannot formulate your own opinions, and since, "everyone you know in NY" hates it, you do as well??

Yes. I’m a joiner.

Anonymous asked: why do you have such disdain for australia? Its a really good place/I live here & don't get it. Have you had an awful experience with an australian person & hold a grudge or s/t.. like, what the fuck? its really just like, unnecessary discrimination... how can you assess a whole nation as not worth your time? It's one thing to have been here and disliked it (which is fine I've been to plenty of countries & haven't enjoyed the experience) but I would never judge because of where a person is from.

Hate to tell you this but everyone I know in NY hates Australians. I’m sure Australia is a land of beauty and mystery or whatever but the people can save it.

Anonymous asked: Would you be into a cute 22 year old girl, from New Zealand? I have terrible taste in men and love to stay up all night, if not why?

No.

To close to Australia.

Anonymous asked: The guy I've been dating has the worst tasting nut, it literally makes me nauseous sometimes. But I love giving head. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

Ok, so I’m going to guess you keep giving him SBTCs (Suck Back To Completion) because you’re not on the pill which prevents him from enjoying the joys of nutting all up in ya. Here are some other options:

Cum/jerk off on my titts

Guys love to jerk off on a girls tits.

Cum/Jerk off on my ass

Guys who like ass more than tits love to jerk off on a girls ass.

Those are all well and good but here’s the game changer:

Fuck me up the ass

Yea it sounds scary, and maybe the one or two times you’ve tried it you really decided it was not for you, but hey desperate times call for desperate measures. You’ve got that great stretchy hole that A. has no baby maker in it, and B. is devoid of taste buds, so why not put it to good use. If you mix and match all these options you could probably go a good month or so without having to taste his rotting load.

Or you could have a talk with him about his diet, and how you love to suck his cock but sometimes dont want to swallow the load, but I’d avoid the awkward convo and go straight for the b-hole.

Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on Purelling the butt before you eat it?

Pussy move.

Anonymous asked: you're a fucking monster

Sick.

Anonymous asked: would you hook up with lena dunham?

For a job? Yea probably. 

Anonymous asked: kate upton- cat daddy video- hot or not?

Not.

Floppy ass tits will look like old grocery bags in 5 years, not to mention as soon as she has a kid she’s gonna way 800 pounds. 

Also, I do really like Terry Richardson, but his deep foray into celebrity and the over marketing of the Terry brand is becoming really tiresome. 

Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on women getting labiaplasty surgery? Mine are long and I'm afraid guys will be turned off. I'm 18 by the way, so guys my age tend to be pretty superficial...

http://boyslifenyc.com/post/13748612102/so-i-hate-my-vag-my-inner-labia-are-long-and-i-just