Boys Life

Anonymous asked: what is the worst thing about living in new york?

Cost of Living/disintegrating diversity in Manhattan.

Anonymous asked: if after 10 months of an open relationship with someone i potentially want to be with exclusive with, and hearing him tell me that he loves me etc., etc... yet he's still sleeping with other people on the sidelines, am i delusional to think that there is something worth sticking around for?

Yes. 

But, ask him if he’s willing to be with only you and see what if says. If he balks or makes up some bullshit, basically if he says anything other than yes, you’d better skip it.

Anonymous asked: i hooked up with two dudes on two separate occasions, turns out they are really good friends. How do I organize a three some? I really want to bone them both at the same time.

You call one of your more adventurous girlfriends and see if she wants to help you fuck him again.

I seriously doubt you’re gonna get these two guys in the room together. Unless these two guys are Galen and Miles. Most dudes, including me, and not trying to double team chicks.

Anonymous asked: This shit is so funny and true. " Those pudgy bitches we've all slept with but don't go in public with" Damn! When it happens I question myself, especially if its the 5th time with said girl, then I read something like this, and I know everything is alright.

Yea of corse it’s alright. Those girls Love to fuck. Plus you never know you might fall I love with one and that would be chill too.

Anonymous asked: I had a one night stand. I was pretty agressive and definitely pursued him, but he was surprisingly really sweet so I gave him my number and he gave me his...I don't want a relationship but I do want to fuck again...how long should I wait to contact him?

A few hours. Just make sure you keep it about the banging you want him to give you and don’t use words like dinner, movie, my friends birthday, coffee, opening, play, etc etc…

Anonymous asked: Sometimes I deny sex so I can keep my numbers down. If it's 2 am and I'm not sure if I'm THAT into a guy and he already ate me out, I'm going to bed. Usually I don't say something dumb like "I'm scared you'll break me" because what? I just say goodnight. Not everything girls do is a game. If y'all don't like that shit just tell her bye, but really it's like sometimes you just don't feel like being penetrated by every dude who lets you pick the toppings at rubirosa

Lame.

Keeping your numbers down is for sorority girls.

What kinda girl gets her clam shucked then is like goodnight without at least letting a dude jerk off onto her ass?

A shit bitch.

Anonymous asked: not to harp on Girls, but do you think the writers read your blog? or.... are you a writer for the show?

Naw they don’t read my blog, them bitches is out on the front lines. They out there getting dick pic’d, giving suck-backs, and getting HPV just like all the rest of us. That’s why I’m riding hard for the show even though I’m not really into Dunham and her sense of humor. She’s doing it for all the pudgy bitches we’ve slept with, lorded over, and cuddled but never gone in public with. Respect!

Anonymous asked: It's possible she is withholding sex in order to keep you around and keep you coming back for more. I've done that a ton. Hey, it works.

Maybe, but that seems so lame.

Anonymous asked: this chick i'm seeing won't fuck me. she goes down on me, i go down on her but she never lets my dick near there. I'd think somethings up but ive been up close and its pinky purrfect. She says she thinks i'll 'break her' but im not even that big, is she scared of STDs or whats her deal?

Maybe she’s a virgin?

Maybe she has a tiny vagina?

Maybe she’s just a kook?

I’d just try to put it in and see what happens. No means yes, till she says no like 3 or so times.

Anonymous asked: why do i keep closing my eyes when i bone my girl? how do i fix it?

Everyone does that. It’s not a big deal at all.