December 2010
46 posts
Anonymous asked: I've wanted to cut my hair super short for a while now (boy cut), but am reconsidering because a friend believes it might hinder job prospects. I would wear makeup and not look like a total man, but do you think a super boyish haircut would actually affect hiring decisions? I work in the design industry, mainly looking for graphic design gigs right now while I await grad school decisions, but...
Sunday Dress And Monday's Snow
A Return To Form. Sort of.
Here is a short story I wrote. You can read the whole thing here or download the PDF. I recommend downloading the PDF from this link.
http://www.divshare.com/download/launch/13605611-7ff
IF you can’t be bothered just read more…
The heat in Maryanne’s Volvo blasts straight off the engine and onto the floor. My feet are floating in a river of lava, but...
Anonymous asked: merry xmas boyslife. how are you spending the holidays? x
Anonymous asked: Yooo Booyslifeee! I'm a Sophomore in college and I'm transferring to a new school next semester. It was real hard to say peace to my boys, I was doing well with the ladies and I'm pretty anxious about starting all over socially. I'm the type who warms up over time and I do well but this new school is about 1/8 of the size of my other school and I'm worried about finding my...
Anonymous asked: so i dated this guy thomas who has been in love with me since i was 15 (im 21 now) and we dated on and off for the past 3 years more so off...dated this summer and then i ended things. our mutual friend died almost a month ago and our other mutual friend jesse has asked me out on a date. how bad is it to break bro code like that? thomas is very emotional...like a pregnant lady would be i assume....
Anonymous asked: WHY ARE MEN, GUYS, BOYS SO FUCKING NEEDY? I can't be THAT special. Stop telling me how beautiful i am. and stop asking me to say how great/hot/cute/funny/goodinbed you are!!! is that really too much to ask?
morethanmost-deactivated2011031 asked: What happened to the old days of your blog, the stories were an inspiration to us all.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about "Sway"? yay or nay?
Anonymous asked: Last night I was over at this guy's apartment I've just started dating. We hooked up, all was fine, but as I was getting dressed, I realized I had unknowingly started my period while we were watching a movie before having sex. I was super embarrassed, especially when I saw I had stained his sheets. It didn't seem to phase him at all, but I'm still not sure what to do. Should I...
13fcali-deactivated20110111-dea asked: how do you think your status as a white male affects the ways you talk about women and your dating style?
ps: i think your blog sucks.
ps: i think your blog sucks.
Anonymous asked: how do you get a boy to spend time with you without appearing to be so needy?
I have been...
Really busy and in and out of town a lot. Also I feel like the questions are getting tedious and I wanted to take a break. Before I answer any more questions I’ll be posting a new piece of fiction. Look for that in about a week. After the story is up I’ll probably be quiet till after the new year. Hope everyone who reads has good holidays, and when you go home and visit your parents...
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My dude is sooo into getting me off all night with...
Why don’t you just tell him: “Put it in me…”
Ask me anything
Anonymous asked: taylor swift?
Anonymous asked: Why is Alex Olson so shy???
Anonymous asked: Plastic surgery: for or against?
Anonymous asked: Yoo BOYSLIFE where the fuck are you?!?! I thought we were going to Delorenzo's in Trenton. I even got a sleeping bag laid out for you in my living room. When are you coming?
I AM ON VACATION. BE BACK SOON...
Anonymous asked: if it was guaranteed love...suicide girl or alexa chung?
Anonymous asked: why do you have a boyslife facebook? to see if hot chicks friend you and then if you approve you can friend them under your real name?
cecelialike asked: real life, I drunkenly proposed a threesome with a friend of a friend last weekend, not gonna get into the backstory, the guys girlfriend was NOT DOWN. As in she started crying? Im still unclear about his reaction cause I literally can't remember. Anyways, Im invited to our mutual friends ugly sweater party for xmas and am unsure how I should approach them about it at the party cause they...
Anonymous asked: I'm 26 and have been dating the same guy for the past 2 years. We're in love, he's amazing. I find myself still having butterflies when I see him enter the room. We've talked about marriage and I'm almost 100% sure that he asked my dad for permission to marry me during Thanksgiving (which is totally out of his hipster, bass playing, scruffy, liberal, non-traditional...
Anonymous asked: Art Basel Miami, Interest you?
Anonymous asked: i'm 20. this dude i like is 26. i'm worried that being under 21 will be a dealbreaker. i have a fake id but i don't want to risk embarrassment in front of someone i don't know well. not to mention it just makes me feel weird using a fake id in general. is there hope for me?
Anonymous asked: What do you think of tattoos on girls? Is it a do, or dont? If so, where is it a do?
Anonymous asked: My family (mother, aunts, cousins who I rarely see) have recently infiltrated my facebook and have made a habit of dominating my status update/photo upload comments, thereby leaving few opportunities for any of my 1,400+ cute girl friends to passively flirt with me via internet. I feel that my web-game is suffering. Please advise. Will Diaspora be a viable alternative?
PS. I am not...
PS. I am not...
Anonymous asked: I'm attracted to a band member, he's incredibly attractive and he's also older than me. I'm 18, he's 38. He looks 20. He acts 20. His level of maturity: 20.
I really really need to make a move, how do I seduce him without coming off naive, young and pathetic? I don't want strings attached, I just want one night with him. Tips on what I can do that most girls...
I really really need to make a move, how do I seduce him without coming off naive, young and pathetic? I don't want strings attached, I just want one night with him. Tips on what I can do that most girls...
Anonymous asked: lately when i'm having sex with a guy, no matter how skilled he is, i can't seem to orgasm unless i'm touching myself. or if his dick manages to graze my clit enough. cosmo says a lot of women are like this.
Anonymous asked: what diet works best for you? do you know anyone on a diet plan that seems to work?
Anonymous asked: All those girls feeling self conscious about small details of their bodies, especially before and during sex, should just listen to Britney Spears "Get Naked." sing it. preach it. Fucking live it.
Anonymous asked: my girl friend actually knows you, she told me I'm your type. Wanna grab some coffee?
Anonymous asked: this will tell me everything i need to know about you and your 'advice': best manolo mix tape?
Anonymous asked: i've been seeing this guy a bunch and recently we hooked up. everything is great aside from the taste of his spunk. should i tell him and tell him to do something about it, or just feed him pineapples without him knowing every time before we get down?
Anonymous asked: I am a very good-looking girl (I'm not full of myself, this has just been constantly confirmed by people I know and do not know ), but I secretly have the hairiest bum...on earth. I was lucky enough to have my last boyfriend really not care about it, but it is still my biggest insecurity and prevents me from being spontaneously intimate with men, since I know they will not be as understanding...
Anonymous asked: when you're 35 and someone asks you the same question, you're just going to say 40. you're kinda pathetic.
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seriously, u enjoy when a chick sticks her...
No shit! Something is for sure wrong with me…
Ask me anything
Anonymous asked: Do you wear your skate shoes even when you're not skating? Or do you have a pair to wear that aren't torn up. I always hear girls complaining about guys shoes, saying that it's a dealbreaker when a hot guy wears raggedy shoes... what's your take? Also, have you tried those Dylan Rieder shoes?
Anonymous asked: i'm 22 years old, go to film school full time, skate, and work 3 jobs all at "cool" places. I'm often complimented on my looks and skills in the sack. i'm in serious need of a hot, intelligent female companion. i get down semi-regularly but nothing sticks. there is one girl in particular that i have a history with who consistently disses me in favor of broke, stupid...
Anonymous asked: This all really worked out for you pretty well, huh? You've managed to gain a cult following based on idiots/comedians asking you questions about relationships, or that of personal snail trail preference. You're answers manage to keep a steady smart ass/knowledgeable level that is completely irresistible to your readers. That AND no one knows who the fuck you are, so you can still stick...
Anonymous asked: would you bang OZ?
Anonymous asked: coming to nyc in a couple weeks and have no time for guide books. please just tell me where I can get a good ass sandwich or at the very least a mind blowing burger. thanks brother
Anonymous asked: My Girlfriend and I have been together for about 5 months - intense and awesome...She's a model and recently did a shoot in which she had to makeout with another dude on video. She told me about it the day before and I didn't outwardly object to it ( I know that trying to stop something only pushes someone further into it )...She has always been straightforward with me and totally...
Anonymous asked: i really like this girl i've been going out with for a couple of months but i cheated on her a few of weeks ago. it was at a house party. i don't know why i did it, it's not like the other girl was anything special i just forgot i was in a relationship. i have a really guilty conscience. i wanna be with my girl friend cause she's pretty fucking amazing. should i be honest, tell...
Anonymous asked: i see there has been much talk of rough sex on here as of late, which brings to light a particular problem of mine. i love it but my bf feels bad about it, he will sort of participate if i ask specifically cause he knows i like it but what's the point if it's just a light, playful spank? i've told him it's okay a million times but it's not getting through. how can i...
Anonymous asked: okay so last night during sex my girlfriend stuck a finger in my ass. It was unexpected but surprisingly pleasant. Im a dude. is that normal?
Anonymous asked: do guys usually like when a girl moans during sex? do they tend to like just increased breathing or silence?