Boys Life

Anonymous asked: Im all about being myself and not taking OKC too serious, just curious what a good profile would look like to wrangle in as many of these good chemistry pretty faced 20 somethings.

The last online dating profile I over saw resulted in a successful relationship. If you want expert advice and profile consulting, it’s gonna cost you.

Anonymous asked: What's your take on dating sober chicks in AA?

Most of the really memorable, nasty, sloppy, kill me with it, blowjobs I’ve ever gotten were from chicks that were sober. They are always crazier than hell, and just generally psycho, but those girls can give some head.

Anonymous asked: my ex (the first one that mattered) is moving back to new york with his new girlfriend after a stint on the west coast under the "new york is too much for me" mantra. to be honest, i'm over it. until heard that news and re-realize every 10 minutes how small ny is and dread bumping into them unprepared. it makes me realize i'm only 99% over it...how do i handle this shit now? and when that inevitable meeting happens? i'm also not with anyone at the moment, which became so annoying after this info

Be polite and nice when you run into him, then be on your way quickly. It’s never as bad as you think it’s going to be. After it happens a third or fourth time, it wont even matter anymore. If you’re under thirty nobody is going to judge you for being single. if you’re over, fuck em, like Pac said, Only god can judge me. It’ll be fine.

Anonymous asked: I'm really into this guy at work. How do I know if he likes me? I'm really tired of crushing on guys and never having them turn into something. Any advice on how to turn this crush, into a relationship?

Because you work together, you can probably ask him if he wants to grab a Starbucks without it seeming like a big deal. If he says yes, feel it out and see how into you he may be or not. Think about if it’s worth putting your work environment on the line for some dick. If it is, go for it, if not, no harm, just two colleagues enjoying some pretty crappy Lattes.

Anonymous asked: i have this friend. he's been pretty open about promiscuity, so i thought, 'hey he's pretty hot so maybe i can hit that'. so we've hung out several times and habitually gotten pretty touchy/made out/slept in the same bed. but no sex. we dabbled around 3rd base ONCE. i think it's pretty obvious that i'm up for way more, but he always ends up slowing things down and quitting. he's a confident, awesome and allegedly "horny" guy so i have no idea what the issue is. any insight?

He’s probably just not that into you/values your friendship more. 

Ego bruising but probably for the best. Happens all the time.

Keep the friendship and keep it moving.

Anonymous asked: ..I read his inbox, and sent box. Even up until days ago, he's messaging and conversing at length with transexuals and girls with overtly slutty photos. This is all the while we're exchanging "I love you's" and he wants me to meet his parents. He comes back from his business trip next week, I plan to confront him then. If you were me, would you give this transexual sex addict with double standards a second chance? Or if you were him, would you ever change your ways to save a relationship?

Any girl who so casually describes herself as polyamorous, surely has room in her vocabulary for the word forgiveness. 

Talk to him. Find out if he really has a problem, if he really cant stop.

Is he really held so tightly in the throes of sex addiction that he can’t stop getting suck-backs from trannys?

Can he stop on his own?

Does he need therapy, or perhaps SLAA?

Remember, he’s not just your lover, he is your friend too. Be compassionate and understanding. It’s ok that you dont want him doing this kinda shit, but dont make him feel bad about it. Yes the movie Shame sucked balls, but that does not mean he does not probably feel pretty dirty after fucking some awful butter-face he met on the internet. Lord knows I did—feel gross after a couple really questionable Awry-K-Cupid hook ups. Be kind and try to have a truly open dialog.

Another thing to consider, and probably the scenario I think is most likely, is that he just likes the attention he gets from trolling OKC.

Please understand, that website is like the most addictive roleplaying game ever created. It’s like World of Warcraft. But with OKC instead of going from 8Th Level Wizard back to total fucking loser when you shut off your computer and go to 7-11 for more Red Bull, you’re shutting of your computer and brushing your teeth because some slut is coming over to suck you! Even if you keep it on the internet, which is what I suspect this guy is doing, you’re still collecting n00dz, and casting dick spells and just generally killing it, and that is not only fun as hell, it’s ego feeding and super addictive.

If World of Warcraft is cocaine, then OKCupid is freebase.

Call me Jo Jo Dancer…

Anyway, hope that gives you some insight into what might be going on! And let me reiterate that any girl who is casually referring to herself as polyamorous, she can find some room in her heart to forgive a dude for getting some suck-suck from a tranny or two.

Anonymous asked: Ok so I met this boy on okcupid this past July, and we hit it off. He's awesome, charming, cute, funny, we have overlapping interests, etc. So after a month we're kinda together. He knows that I'm polyamorous and having sex with my friends and he intimates that this hurts him. So I stopped having sex with my friends and told him it's just me and you. Fast forward to Jan 2012 I had to borrow his spare computer because mine was in repair. His okcupid account is automatically logged on and I read..

TBC…

Anonymous asked: Even Goth girls?

It’s aint the black clothes sweetheart, it’s the hokeyness of your misanthropy.

Anonymous asked: what makes a girl too scary intimidating for guys to ask her out?

Generally guys are only afraid of really really hot girls, or ones that are outside of their race and or social class.

Don’t need to explain the hot girl thing do I? Didn’t think so.

Two steps or more in any direction is generally enough to strike fear into a mans heart.

Example:

A middle class guy is not afraid of an upper middle class girl or blue collar babe, but a rich girl or a real hood rat will probably terrify him.

Use that like a sliding scale.

Also, people are often afraid of hollering outside their race especially if  the girl in question is not from the same sort of socioeconomic background. Like I never met a middle class white guy that was afraid of some type of fellow middle class brown pussy, but add that race card to the class dynamic and you’ve got a recipe for maximum intimidation.

Anonymous asked: You're possibly the only person I 'know' that can help me with this... I'm really successful in my 9 to 5 (to 7pm or 10pm) job. He's part of the so-called 'brunching class' that makes enough from his job as a DJ that he can pursue his other interests in the daytime. Our schedules just aren't always compatible. We try, but we just can't see each other as often as we'd like. We want to make it work ,but I have to ask, is there a future?

What’s he doing during the day? Acting and modeling? 

I kid, I kid.

Honestly it’s probably good that you don’t have the same schedule. A lot of the time couples, especially new couples, spend way to much time together anyway. There is available time the two of you can spend together, you just have to pay a little more attention to detail, schedule things a little more rigidly, and just make the most of it. If you really want to make it work you will. 

Time is a pretty simple thing. It’s numbers. You can figure it out. The real questions are about lifestyle, and that is a whole different animal.