Boys Life

Anonymous asked: SEX QUESTION: When you're fooling around with a guy and he says something like, ugh you're really hot, or whatever, what is the appropriate response?? I usually just blush and say thank you but is that my cue to talk about his junk????

No guy likes a bogus cock-plement.

I think it’s one of the greatest crimes a woman can commit.

If it’s nice and you enjoy it, say something. It you really do think it’s big, say something nice, but if you think it’s average for gods sake, keep your trap shut. When it comes to dicks nothing is worse than a woman’s hot air. By 25 we guys know pretty much exactly where we and our cocks stand.

So, if you don’t mean it don’t say it. Just say thank you and blush.

Anonymous asked: a passionate romantic, like yourself, must be very excited for valentines day?

The valentines additions they’ve made to the Chocolate Wonderfall at Golden Corral are pretty captivating but I’m gonna have to say no, not excited in the slightest.

Anonymous asked: How do I know if I'm lesbian? I know that sounds like a stupid question but I'm really unsure. I find Samantha Ronson incredibly hot but then agian, I'd be equally attracted to a dude who had her type of style (minus the fedoras). Any advice?

Watch the video for Pull My Hair Out, and it you’re still wanting taste her feminine juices you’re probably a lesbian.

Anonymous asked: If you went on a first date and ended up coming back to your place to watch a movie, would you have a power move at hand?

If I was on a date, I would never invite them home to watch a movie. I’d invite them home to fool around, thus foregoing your whole awkward scenario.

Anonymous asked: Thoughts on The Delancey ?

I don’t think I’ve been there since they held the DVS ‘Skate More’ video premiere there.

Anonymous asked: what's your career? I feel like you're in finance

I am.

Anonymous asked: I dont want to go to supreme, for lots of five-panel-lady-gaga-tyler-the-creator-reasons, any other skate shops in nyc now autumn has closed?

Not going to a store that is convienent and fairly priced because of Tyler the Creator is pretty thin.

I almost bought Swiss at the Long Board Loft today, but they had them at Shut so I didn’t have to. But I would have, it’s right by my house.

Anonymous asked: I keep running into a guy I used to hang out with (trust me, we were both interested but it just didn't work out.) I'm seeing someone else now but whenever i see this guy it's totally weird and he only says hi if I initiate it. What's the deal?

Why would he want to be all chipper and saying hi when he can’t hit anymore?

Anonymous asked: What shitty town are you originally from? You're so hyped on NYC that it's almost comical.

It’s funny how people who read this blog so often read what they want to read, and not what’s actually written.

Anonymous asked: I read your blog for the first time before I went to bed. I randomly had a dream that I met "you", whoever who maybe. For some reason you were kind of like James Ransone but taller. It was a really nice dream.

You forgot not an actor.